- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Knock Knock. Not home.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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