- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

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