- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

i hate non minorities!

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

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