Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

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