- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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