- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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