Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

WOw you have no life

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

Your sex life.

I am quite mature.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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