- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

Long joke Your such a downey

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

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