A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

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Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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An astronaut walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After waiting for about 1 and a half minutes he receives his beer. The bartender says it was 3 dollars. The astronaut checks his wallet and finds no money so he pays with credit card. The bartender swipes his credit card but the card doesn't work. So the astronaut takes out his debit card. When the bartender swipes the debit card it worked. In relief the astronaut looks at the bartender and says "Thank you" and then goes home.

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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