Knock, Knock Come in

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

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I Have a Black Friend

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I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

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Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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