- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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