What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

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A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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