whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

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what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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Caolan and Eamon

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NASCAR being considered a sport.

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That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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Beka has AIDS

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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your face

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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