Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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