What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

A man died.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

how do you win a game try your best

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