- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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