- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

Women's rights

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

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