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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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