- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

What's one plus one? two.

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

dat shoe shine tho

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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