- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

A car walks into a bar.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

whats worst then dieng in a videogame

My children are mistakes

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

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