- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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