- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

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