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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

One time i was sitting down

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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