Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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I Have a Black Friend

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Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

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What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

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What's the new green? Green

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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