Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

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can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

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Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

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What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

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Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

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whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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