I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

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Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

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