- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

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