- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

What is better than life? Nothing.

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

What do we call Osama? Osama

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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