Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

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Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

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How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

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- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

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Joe: Will you remember me tomorrow? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next week? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next month? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next year? Mack: Yes Joe: Knock knock Mack: Who's there? Joe: See you forgot me already! Mack: No I didn't Joe, I thought you were going to tell me a knock knock joke. :/

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all the kids had fun

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Why was Sally in a wheelchair? Her abusive father beat her repeatedly with a rake.. Then as she crawled out the door to try and get help, the abusive father took his Dodge Ram and ran over her legs reapeatedly. Then began to slap her. Luckily, a vigilante saw the whole thing and slaughtered the father with an axe and carefully escorted Sally to the hospital. After a couple of weeks of beautiful and extraordinary care, Sally made a full recovery and was able to leave.. and all patients have to leave in a wheelchair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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