Democracy.

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

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Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

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Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

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