Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

my egg roll

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Link ate ink to make him sink.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Women's Rights

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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