Knock knock... Home invasion

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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Why do dyslexic people stink at typing? c k j a h s d i u p q h g n z v m n k b e r t y o f This is why...

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What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

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There were three soap salesmen in a bar. They were comparing how good they were at selling their wares. "I'm so good that I sell 60% of my soap bars each day," says the first salesman, bragging. The second one wasn't to be outdone. "I'm so good that I sell 80% of my soap bars," he declared. The last salesmen, who, up to the moment had been relatively quiet, suddenly said in a calm and collected manner, "Oh that's nothing. I'm so good that I sell all of my soap bars each day."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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