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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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