Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

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Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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Dwight Howard

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

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Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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