A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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Christ is a conspiracy

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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What do you call an amazing person Good

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What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

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pobody's nerfect

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Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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