Blacks

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

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An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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