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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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What dosent kill you only makes you injured

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

My cat just died.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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