- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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