Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

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I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Anti Joke

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