- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

So a seal walks into a club.

God is real.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

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