- Anti Joke

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!