- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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