- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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