What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

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How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

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Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

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What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

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on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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