How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

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Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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Knock Knock Who's there

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

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What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

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whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

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you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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