A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

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9/11

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

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James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

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A blue whale walks into a bar. The bartender says "What can I get for you?" The blue whale says "EEEEEEYYYYYYYOOOOHHHHHMMMMMMM"

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A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

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I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

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Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

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Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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