- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

There was a chicken. It squarked.

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

TIMMY

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

so today i took a poop. hehe

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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