- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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