What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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united we sit, cause we're fat

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

where is the world?

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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