- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

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