I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Women's professional sports

why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

where is the world?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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