- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

An orphan falls off a cliff.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??