Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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non poop

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What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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