- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

Canadians

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

LeBron in the fourth quarter

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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