- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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