How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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What's the point of going to college? There is none.

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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someone called someone else a frog

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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Lololol

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

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Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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watch me nae nae

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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