- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

Canadians

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

A terrorist robs a walrus.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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