Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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What do black people eat? Food.

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How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

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Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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