Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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