- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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