roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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