How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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