What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

Women's professional sports

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

united we sit, cause we're fat

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

where is the world?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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