- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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