- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

watch me nae nae

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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