- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

A muslim walks into a gun shop

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

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