- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

batman farted so hes retarded

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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