- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

batman farted so hes retarded

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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