an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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