- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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