Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

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What happens if you fell off a 600 foot cliff? You die.

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whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

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Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

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Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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what do you call a middle-aged man with one blue suede shoe on, purple hair, pink skin, white eyes, no toenails, 67 fingers, 1 eye, a pocket watch, no clothes, and 8978967564567898765432345678765321234568909876543w245678909876543456098765323456-0987654367890-098765435678-09876543456789098765432345678909876543456789098765435678909876543234567898765323456890-987654345678900987654323456890987653234567890765434568909876543456899876543456789098765434568909876545678987654345678987654567898765434567898765478579458765456789876543223456789876543098765432123456898765432678987654230987653-098765434567898765434898765434567898765456787654567876 butt cheeks? bob.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why are you worrying about the chicken? You just got shot.

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

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Caolan and Eamon

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

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A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

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What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

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What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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